1. If, in the interest of both getting your son to work on time and combining trips to town to save gas, you find yourself in the middle of Wal-Mart wearing no make-up and with your hair pulled back in a ponytail – a style which neatly groups together all your gray hairs into obvious STREAKS of gray….. rest assured you will encounter at least three people you know.
2. If this occurs mid-morning on a weekday, and if you take care to let your children wear whatever favorite rag they pulled out of the drawer that morning, AND if you just-this-once-cause-we’re-in-a-hurry trust them to brush their own hair, and then promptly forget to follow-up on that ….. rest assured you will be asked why your kids are not in school.
3. If you want to commit family-time suicide, agree to play a game that both kids insist they know the rules to, but that you personally, have never played in your life. Croquet, perhaps.
4. Sugared pecans are evil.
Recent Observations of the Short and Otherwise Astute
1. Walking up to your sister as she is practicing her Tiger Woods - swing is a bad idea… unless you just WANT a purple beauty mark under your eye.
2. Speaking of bad ideas, here’s another one …. using Mommy’s razor to pretend to shave like Brother.
3. Lips bleed a LOT.
3. Lips bleed a LOT.
3 comments:
I bet there is never a dull moment at your house!
I often get the inquiries as to why my children are out of school in the middle of the day.
I really think that people find it ab normal for kids to be seen in public between the hours of 9am-2pm
That is Murphy's Law! The last time I went to the store looking terrible was a few years ago, and SURE ENOUGH, there was a guy there I hadn't seen in ten years.
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